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Funky Quotes

Language- English

Pages – 162

A collection of interesting, funny, mesmerising, worldly and wise quotes compiled by the famous mystery writer. 

• Humble wedlock is far better than proud virginity.

St AUGUSTINE (1616AD)

• No one can constantly sleep with his own wife and take heartfelt pleasure in it.

NICHARCUS

• So remarkably perverse is the nature of a man that he despises the woman that courts him and admires those who would not bend before him.

THCYDIDES (420BC)

• An unattempted woman cannot boast of her chastity.

MONTAIGNE

• When a woman inclines to learning, there is usually something wrong with her sex apparatus.

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

• It is absurd to pretend that one cannot love the same woman always as it is to pretend that a good artist needs several violins to execute a piece of music.

BALZAC

• The cruelest revenge of a woman is often to remain faithful to a man.

GEORGE ELIOT

• Why did God create men? Because vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

MADONNA

And many more funky quotes

brought to you by

famous mystery writer

SURENDER MOHAN PATHAK